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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Well, Lets See.

I have been thinking about relationships these past 3 days. I have decided to write about the center of my attention as of late. I don't see how people look so far into the future when it comes to their current relationships.

My internet was not working in the morning, and I wanted to check the weather. When my roomate left, I went on his computer to check the "My Weather" widget (it's a Mac thing). There, right next to the weather, was "My Calender", on it was 2223 days intill I propose. When I read this I got really pissed off, maybe because I've been fasting for a couple days, or because it was extremely early. Regardless, this is the first relationship my roomate has ever been in, and has only one year punched in on the time clock. 2223 days is roughly more than 6 1/2 years away. What the fuck? I might murder the kid tomorrow, that would cast some rain on his and her parade. You just want to SHAKE them. There is 99.7% chance you are going to get fucked over, and things are not going to work out, but low and behold "Dude! Fuck off! I'm going to marry her!"

I'm sick of seeing it.

Oh well, only 45 more years to put up with shit.

1 Comments:

At 2:18 AM, Blogger david said...

that .2% is the relationship working? lol.

and as we all know, that other .1% is to stay away from any promises household cleaning products make, because we don't wanna appear wrong and get sued!

as for your roomie, that's outrageous. he has the countdown? the countdown is for really important things, like spiderman 3!

 

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